Well another exciting monday of activity over with. Typing this shit maybe, a wank maybe, bit of tv, then bed.....? Oooops i think i'm confusing myself with someone who has a cleary inept social life..... Since perusing the lovely Kari Byron from Mythbusters i've decided a date is in order, after all she really is my kinda gal, cute and can use tools. She prolly changes the oil in her car by herself too, what a woman!! mythbusters

However being a non famous sort of person and living over 5'000 miles apart a date could prove tricky. However i decided that I must create a myth for them to bust, preferably involving me. Obviously being no freak or circus escapee i don't really have a lot to offer in the department of myth busting. However whilst i have alot of pubes i have very little up top. I would quite happily undergo a mythbusting episode of transplanting pubes to my head in order to get within rohypnol administering distance of kari, ok well, sniffing distance and maybe flick a bit of drool in her direction.....But is it a myth? prolly not....i could be a pube head but that prolly won't get me on mythbusters.
Having said that most american men don't have a foreskin, maybe i could use my foreskin for mythbusting activities. Maybe we could see what kind of fungus will grow under there, or maybe they could inflate it to look like a bull frog, or maybe kari just loves them....perhaps she likes the taste of thrush. And i'd like to add, she works with a pair of shitflickers who make me look like sex on toast, so gimme a myth to bust.