Oooh la la

Friday night was about as good as............terrible, Macclesfield what happened? Shit atmosphere,shit weather, shit music.........shit, fucking wank.

Woke up to my neighbours bi annual shag, i was in the mood for a good old tug, so there i was, glass in one hand pressed up against the wall, 5 minutes of fury and it was time to open my bedroom window...... with a loud tarzan style cry I splashed out onto the rabbit hutch below...some might recoil at the thought of it, however the local cats seems to enjoy my self abuse, hey no sniggering at the back about the nearest my cum's been to a pussy in along time........
More cumcats here weirdo

Strangely that picture of the cat looks like Mythbusters sweetie Kari Byron....discuss